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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the Cat, Apprentice, January, 19, 2017,

Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak…Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen….

So sayeth Cats namesake…

Enter cool tune here….while you regale in Cats bloggie ….

OPEN LETTER TO THE 66 AND STILL COUNTING…

GO FORTH TO THE NEAREST GROCERY STORE

FIND THE DEPENDS AISLE

BUY ALL THEY GOT

WEAR THEM FOR THE NEXT EIGHT YEARS

THE BIG KIDS HAVE ARRIVED

CAT RIGHT CAT ALWAYS RIGHT

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Cat observation…when Truman was around…the Dems were for the have nots.

The Republicans were for the have’s.

Enter the slippery slope of the last thirty years.

The roles have reversed.

Lesson? POLITICS DON’T WORK.

The last time this country had a leader was some guy from Hollywood who did the job from 9 to 5.

CAT RIGHT AT ALWAYS RIGHT

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Mini commercial review….To prove a point  by W. C. Fields..

.’THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE:’….

Theres a tv ad running that actually sells some fucked up gold cross with WAIT FOR IT, a stone from Jesus. What?

First off,  the gold isn’t even 10 or 15 carat gold…which means it will turn your neck and body green…then if you can believe this moronic crap their selling, they add to the bullshit by claiming…the little stone encased the necklace actually came from Jesus…

Jesus, you mean that guy?

What this scam reminds me of is the Pet Rocks back in the day…you do know that guy who found rocks by the side of the road, packaged them in a pretty box, with a catchy sales pitch, and being the pure con artist he was made millions of tricking the public…

Now enter this religious bullshit…Come On folks,  did Jesus tell these gold cross people in a secret handshake that he himself knew where these SPECIAL ROCKS were?

What it looks like is some guy found some shale rock on the New Jersey shore, busted it up and made up some story to sell the religious freaks some phony story…cuz you know religious idiots…they’ll believe anything if you tag the word JESUS to it…

Facts…since the BIBLE was written  a hundred years after the facts …its a good bet somebody fudged the actual story…and second… unless these morons selling this bullshit piece of jewelry  can claim that they themselves, actually met JESUS, theres probably a good bet that this so called CROSS is a fake…but the lamest part of  is these modern day con artists is that their actually selling this garbage for $19.99…

Well you got to give them one thing…they know that religious freaks or anything religious will start a fight to the death legally … they also were bright enough that they will get away with their scam all the way to the bank…

Enter PET ROCK HERE….

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REVIEW APPRENTICE ON NBC

TRUMP VS ARNOLD

TRUMP EXPERIENCED BUSINESS TYPE WHO EMPLOYED THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN VARIOUS BUSINESSES AND HAS CONNECTIONS WORLDWIDE

ARNOLD NOT EXPERIENCED YET ONLY TO BE SELF SERVING AND IN A SHORT STINT AS A POLITICIAN BEFORE HE GOT CAUGHT WITH HIS PANTS DOWN COULDN’T HOLD A CANDLE TO THE TRUMP …EMBARRASING ARNOLD

TRUMP CAN SPEAK THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

ARNOLD STUMBLES OVER HIS OWN WORDS…COME  ON ARNOLD YOU’VE BEEN IN THE COUNTRY LONG ENOUGH TO SPEAK WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A RETARD WHO BLOWS HIS LINES

A GREAT LEADER IS CLEAR CONCISE AND DIRECTS HIS TROOPS BY LISTENING AND MAKING THEM COME TO THEIR EXPERTISE.

TRUMP DOES THAT …ARNOLD LOOKS AND SOUNDS LIKE A GUY THAT NEEDS A TELEPROMPTER…AND STILL BLOWS HIS LINES…YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND HIM…

Christ,  even the actor from HOUSE whose natural language is British still found time to correct his role by enunciating the English Language without an accent.

TRUMP BROUGHT HIS OWN EXPERTISE TO THE BOARD ROOM TO DIRECT THE PROJECTS

ARNOLD HAD TO HIRE OTHERS TO FILL IN THE GAP…CUZ HE DOESN’T HAVE IT.

HENCE WHEN ARNOLD FIRED THE ONLY PERSON, A CATHY? WOMAN WHO ACTUALLY TOOK DIRECTION IN A MAKEUP GOAL, AND DIDN’T UNDERSTAND THAT THE MANAGER, SOME BLACK WOMAN NAMED PORSCHA WAS A BAD LEADER AND THAT WHEN THE GIRLS ALL HAD A GOOD TIME BUT FAILED TO REACH THEIR GOALS…IS THE REASON THAT ARNOLD COULDN’T TERMINATE A FLEA COLONY IF GIVEN EXPLICIT INSTRUCTIONS…AFTER ALL, THE ONLY THING ARNOLD KNOWS IS HIMSELF NOT THE RUNNING OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MAN…

ALSO THE FACT THAT THE ARNOLD SHOW ACTUALLY HAS A GUY…SOME BROAD WHO SPORTED HOOPS FOR A GOLD MEDAL…ALTHOUGH DRESSING THE THING UP IN WOMENS CLOTHING WAS THE MOST EMBARRASING OF ALL…THATS ONE UGLY DUDE…THAT NAME ? LISA LESLIE…NOPE CAT CHECKED WITH A COUPLE OF CAT SOURCES…THATS A DUDE MAN.

TRUMP WOULD HAVE NEVER LET THAT THING IN THE DOOR ON APPRENTICE. IN THAT TRUMP GIVES EXPLICIT ORDERS…ARNOLD IS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND MORE CONCERNED ABOUT SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS CLEARLY TO TERMINATE, AND DOESN’T REALIZE THAT THE PERSON LEADING…THAT PORSCHA THING WAS THE REASON THE WHOLE TEAM LOST…

HENCE TRUMP COMES FROM THE STATE OF NEW YORK

ARNOLD COMES FROM THE REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA

AND HEY, ARNOLD, YOU HAVE ENOUGH MONEY, GET A FACIAL, YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE YOUR AGING WELL…

BEYOND THAT ARNOLDS APPRENTICE..ITS REALLY EMBARRASING TO SEE LOVITZ COME DOWN THAT FAR WITH A DOG CUZ NOBODY WILL HIRE HIM…WOW…AND THE FACT THAT ARNOLD PUT A BUNCH OF GUYS ON A HE SHE ADVENTURE IN THE WORLD OF MAKEUP WITH A DELUSIONAL “DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME” DELUSIONAL, CONFUSED, SELF MUTILATING, QUEER LIKE BOY GEORGE..

THEY ALL ACT LIKE ITS OKAY THAT THE FRUITLOOP  IS NORMAL WITH A STRAIGHT FACE IS THE BIGGEST GAFF …

AGAIN…ENTER MY GRADE NBC…F

CAT’S PREDICTION…I GIVE IT MAYBE ONE SEASON IF THAT…RATINGS WILL FALL AFTER THE CURIOSTY FALLS OFF BECAUSE OF ARNOLDS AMATURE HOUR CONFUSING MAN AT THE TOP RETHORIC COMPARED TO THE ORGINAL CLEAR GOAL SETTING TRUMP. ARNOLD LOOKS LIKE HE’S PHONING IT IN…TRUMP NEVER DID.

FIRED VS TERMINATED…THE DIFFERENCE IN THOSE TWO WORDS SAYS IT ALL…

FIRED A DEFINITE

TERMINATED MAYBE BUT I DON’T WANT TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS…

CAT OUT.

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