Monthly Archives: August 2015

Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 23, 2015

Off till September 28th…

My namesake says….

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

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Hairball Award for the Week

‘I want to live'”: 910- pound New York woman who was taken out of home in giant net by firefighteres says ‘scary’ experience has made her want to lose weight.

Cat says, ‘No, save us from looking at your over stuffed carcas, and just take a pill to end it quickly’…

In the cat world, you are threat to our survival, and in the cat world, we don’t have telethons for your fat ass. You take up tooo much space, besides you stink.

Good cats always take care of their butts, you can’t even find yours.

Get it? Cat right.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Floyd Mayweather’s latest runabout: A $4.8 MILLION 250 mph ultra-car so rare there are only TWO in the world.

Cat Floyd needs a reality check on that ego/greed/vanity/pride cloud he suffers from. Too much human ignorance here in fight boy. The fact that he’s a cheap stiff goes without saying, except you can bet the KARMIC cats are going to serve it up to this clown soon.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Chilling carefree YouTube posts of two brothers who ‘hacked to death their parents and three siblings’ and even set up cameras ‘to film the attack’

Cat sees these evil assholes as a pee hole on cat society…

Hence they don’t exist, but their cell mates will find these selfish a holes a perfect resting spot for big cat adventures with a big boy cat named BUBBA.  Cat Karma.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Video appears to show ‘Jihadi John’ unmasked for first time.

Cat needs video to show ‘cat john’ beheaded for the first time.

Cat frisky like that.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Friends think Hines was crazy to marry ‘cheater’ RFK Jr.

Hillary’s e-mail defense is ‘total BS’: former State Dept. officials

How Sharpton could benefit from backing Iran nuclear deal

The Iran deal ensures a Mideast arms race – nukes and all

Harry Reid tweets his support of President Obama’s Iran nuclear deal

Obama coming to Las Vegas for Clean Energy Summit

Cat sees Hines as a serial group therapy victim for the mentally ill. Cat sees Hillary e-mail lies as serial therapy for the queer mentality. Cat sees Sharpton as serial greedy group therapy attendee in any category. Cat sees antichrist in chief, as serial illegal group therapy cornhole who prays at night to his autographed headshots of his heros, Napoleon, and Hitler. Cat sees Reid as serial dimentia ridden for his Lichtenstein bank accounts that are on the down low (cat wink)…and now will babble anything, as a complete serial moron whose the best money can buy (just ask his contributers).

All of the above’s serial anything’s common denominator is they are all mentally ill…dick challenged…greedy…and need a cat bag over their heads so us normal cats don’t have to see, or hear them again. Now they are just silly cats at best, tripping over their own verbal litter.

Cat over it, and them. Cat right.

Trump is dead wrong about ‘anchor babies’

Trump cat speaks the truth, they are. Crybaby cats need to find more to do with their day.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Movies:  Straight Outta Compton

Suge Knight bad, the rest good.

Knight’s luck and karma ran out. The rest of them caught a different view of luck and karma, and its going to make them rich.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 9, 2015

My namesake says….

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly..”

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Hairball Award for the Week

Special Report: State Department watered down human trafficking report.

Cat pisses on humans for being that evil. Cat right.

State Department shows their tom cat bullshit again. Pretend, fronting, selling, profiting off of baby/adult stupid other American cats brings this cats America back 200 years.

Again is the Bengazhi four,  shows State Department is still operating in cat tune time.

Cat gets it, why don’t the bafoons at State Department?

Cat now shits on the State Department, cuz peeing won’t wake them up. Cat right.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Fat Louis Farrakhan Wants Blacks to Rise Up and Kill Whites- of Course.

What? Democrat Calls Kate Steinle’s Murder by Illegal Alien a LITTLE THING on Telemundo.

Cat thinks Fat Louis got the coloring wrong…apparently at Telemundo they thought he said,  ANY DARK color will do.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

I’m gonna need a bigger boat! Steven Spielberg is selling his $180 million 282 ft mega yacht because it is ‘too small.’

Cat says, “Really?” Cat knows the size of ones special parts, does not equate with the insecurity of a cats row boat.

Course in the human world, when human males try to over compensate, as their penis’ shrivel in time….(enter visual here on private cat part)….Caption: See cat amused at his own appendage. On that…

Cat don’t care, cat still loy gags as he circles the toilet. Big or small, Cat loves the porcelin area, and understands less is more, no matter what size, or age is unmentionable/under his fur. Cat right.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Woman Runs Marathon Without Tampon – Bleeds All Over Herself. Ain’t That Empowering?

Cat knows privacy of social graces comport to humans. Cats have a system. Fucked up humans like this, is the product of bad cat breeding. Cat throws up on this bloody mess. This human got 15 minutes around the world. Cat wouldn’t have given it 15 seconds. Cat right.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Obama can’t curb his enthusiasm for golf: President kicks off his luxury vacation by playing a round with Seinfeld creator Larry David.

New York City bureaucrates fire government worker who died of cancer a year ago – for missing work.

Cat knows that funny had nothing to do with Seinfeld. Pryor was funny. Seinfeld wasn’t even a footnote. Yet special mention goes to the New York bureaucrats,  for being that dumb. That is funny considering the ‘full in the head’ mentality of the common New Yorker.

Cat says funny is crack up at other cats. Neither of the above take up funny cat time. Pryor cracked cat up. Both of the dopes above are rank amauters. Not funny. Cat right again.

Schumer ducks appearance after announcing Iran deal opposition.

DONE DEAL? Schumer may lose chance at top Senate spot over Iran.

‘You’re FIRED!’ Trump’s stop adviser exits campaign amid Megan Kelly ‘Bloodgate’ row and says The Donald is ‘losing grip on reality’.

Cat says the tycoon and the Shoe guy have perfect handle on reality. Both show that both political prides suck, and there should be a new political pride based on cat truth without apology. Tycoon first, Shoe fella, second.

Cat appaulds the good of these two cats.  Stand up, meow, and hold that. Don’t back down, and you don’t look weak. Cat thing. Its how we roll in the bushes. Saves time, and no need for telethons, group cat therapy, or being called a victim. Cats don’t do loser behavior. Cat smart.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Television: Fatties

Moment morbidly obese sisters walk unaided for the first time after shedding some of their colossal weight

Kentucky hospital appeals for help to transport a 768 – pound man who has been stuck in one of their rooms for a MONTH.

Humans, and what they do to themselves makes cat meow with glee. Humans pack on nourishment like their at the last supper. Cats are perfect. They know you can’t weigh down the carriage going to the heavens. You wonder why cat has rocket scientry, and humans can’t find their next thought? Humans are masochistic, have a death wish, and cats not even a chance of that. Cat throws popcorn at the screen on these two stories. Cat happy, and not a fattie. Cat smart. Humans suck big time.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

www.winstonchurchillthecat.com

Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 1, 2015

My namesake says….

“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

‘You’re gonna have so much more to be pissed about’: Idaho huntress taunts the world post-Cecil by boasting about killing ‘an old giraffe’ and warns ‘haters’ that there’s MORE to come.

Cecil the Lino Brother Jericho Shot Dead by Poachers.
Brother of Zimbabwe’s lion Cecil is actually alive: researcher.

Cat knows now that humans have officially run amok in the bushes.

Idaho needs 15 minutes, and is directly related to Walla Walla white/black woman.

The others, will human wrestle over whose story is accurate on their way to a Pulitzer….again another 15 minutes.

Special Note to Cecil:

Thank you for being our feline protector. We as cats, are sorry that evil and greed became the human experience, and that you were the target.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

White House: Those Planned Parenthood Videos Are Fake Because Planned Parenthood Says So.

Obama Vows to Veto Any Attempt to Defund Planned Parenthood.

Planned Parenthood Videos: Are Babies Being Born Alive And Murdered?

Cat sees a villainous human the behavior of an antichrist. Cat’s don’t piece out kitty parts after they’ve been murdered for profit. Cat right. Kittens too small to understand bloodthirsty human drive.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Joe Biden ‘is considering challenging Hillary’ as its revealed Beau urged him to run for president before he died.

Winston runs for President because of humans like this. Cat thinks the pity vote won’t fly for a slooooo wwwww  human who skinny dips in front of female Secret Service gal cats. Cat thinks America NEEDS more than that. Cat right.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Prison inmates refuse breakfast, demand release of gang.

Cat says let them starve to death. Give other gang members jobs burying the self important bad cat criminals.

Cats dump bad cats (after a long fought scrap, with no legal system) exactly where they find them. Saves time in housing, and spending money to feed bad cats.

Its a simplier cat version, and a thinning of the pride.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Hillary and Bill Clinton have earned $140 million in the last seven years – including up to $750,000 for each public speech.

Cat thinks price of speech was inclusive as a teaching tool in how to steal, lie, and buffalo the common cat with a boogety boogety approach.

Cat looks ’em square in the eye to see if the stormtrooper approach works. In the cat world, it never does, and the payback is that a cat goes to cat jail for their attempt.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Movie: Miss Congeniality

Cat loves shiny crowns, kicking the cat crap out of or anyone who screws with America, and a love story. Cat mushy like that.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

www.winstonchurchillthecat.com