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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, August, 22, 2016

The SONG fits this week HUMANS…

Look about two weeks ago, Cat took a look at the whole CLINTON VS TRUMP thing, and put up a vision Cat got…GOOD VS. EVIL…on YouTube … see Caasha’s World After Hours (the last video)

You see it doesn’t matter how many more LIES, BULLSHIT, OR SHADY the female throws…her KARMA caught up with her…this ain’t Arkansas, or who she can be suspected of associated with THEIR curious DEATHS,  OR INTIMIDATING, or DOUBLE TALKING…that human’s negatives have caught up with her…and the beauty of this is the UNIVERSES rubberband has snapped…in short, SHE AIN’T WELL HEALTH WISE,

…and no her handlers can’t COVER IT up anymore…not good…it will happen in the middle of September … again, for TRUMP, humanitarian, CREAM RISES…in that, won’t be surprised how instantly her so called supporters, will try to replace her…hence

Bernie’s in, Clinton’s out.

The male Clinton,  will PASS in his sleep. Again, for all the young girls, that definitely is KARMA.

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You see in the Cat World, we’ve always understood Karma with the Universe, humans, like the female Clinton think they can walk on water…ah, funny…Universe not pleased, ..again, not like another human will take her out, she does it to herself…

So you see, that it doesn’t matter how many email, foundation, lies, seizures she has, or how much the so called media tries to spin (to lie), China aggression, or passing the buck, (the Russians), the UNIVERSE is now handling her bad acts…HER EVIL WORKED AGAINST HER AND ANYBODY WHO SUPPORTED HER…they’ll fall like dominoes…

Nothing more powerful than the Universe…Animals know it, humans, let their ego defy it…

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Trump on the other hand shakes up the PEOPLE, STILL WINS THE WHITE HOUSE, BECAUSE ITS HIS TIME…its for HUMANITY, and not a label with him.

Cat out.

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, August, 5, 2016

Cat sings this…for you…all of you….

Look around…could the polticians be any Dummer?…Cat almost over it….No doubt…this is about the humans and their future…this is GOOD VS EVIL…

Are you in such a mind meltdown that you forgot that you have a soul?…Where does it say that your innately fucking retarded and are a functioning moron in society?

Where? Cat can’t find it in the cat world.

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How dare you? Are you so fucking dumb that you forgot its okay to get off a couch without a reason for anything except to help the good of all?

Should you be a complainer

Cheetos eating

Fat

Piece of blaming

Piece of Shit…

Then you have forgotten your humanity…

You are the losers in life…

You take and then bitch when you do because you greedy fucks…you haven’t got enough…

Worthless, beying at the moon, nobody cares about your disgust by personage, soul, and behavior cretin…you fail your one core existence in mankind…ONE…

The fact that you are lazy goes without saying…

Your ego driven self important existence DOES not

…help others, and NO you will NOT be remembered for anything…no matter how much you scream…FUCK THE FUCK OFF….and the ship that brought you…

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You  adhere to liars, the antichrist (the father of all lies, spins, scams, and double talk), in that, YOU deserve to be robbed, and having your whats left of your soul to be taken by the dark side. 

Your IQ is about 30.

You will not win. EVER. ONE THING  YOU CAN’T CONTROL THROUGH YOUR YELLING IS 

THAT CREAM RISES…KNOW THAT….

Homework assignment if you can read, decifer, get, or correlate to mankind, doubtful from Cats view …

GET OVER YOURSELF, humble to the Cat world…cuz we get it…why can’t you?

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Case in point from me, Winston, who obviously is smarter than you forty percent of most humans these days in the news…

Your bitchin and moaning about mundane bullshit…nani nani nani

Seriously….the world is not about you…its about the good of all…

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When Kennedy died, we stood as a people, one, and mourned the sadness of the office and the man who led us…

We stood as a formidable one in our humanity…we did not complain, we joined hands, we became a true nation of our soulful existence. We won, and achieved, we rocked. We WERE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

WE had RESPECT, and we weren’t lazy in defending that. WE HAD SELF WORTH. WE DIDN’T TAKE HANDOUTS. WE WEREN’T FULL OF FEAR. WE DIDN’T BEND FOR SOAP. WE OBEYED THE LAWS. WE STOOD FOR SOMETHING.

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A slippery slope brought evil over the last thirty years…. and we got fat,  lazy and FAILED at our existence.

WE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE, WE JUST HAD A MEMORY LAPSE FOR WHO WE ARE AS PEOPLE. HENCE THE SONG. CAT SAYS LISTEN to it. DO IT NOW.

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WE NOW STAND THE CHANCE TO BRING OUR LIFE BACK, TO NEGATE THE UNDERCURRENT OF THE ANTICHRIST AND HIS DISCIPLES, AND WE’RE STILL HABITUALLY BLOWING IT.

WE ARE NOW AT THE PRECIPICE OF CORRECTION…TRUMP CORRECTS, CLINTON FEMALE CONTRIBUTES TO YOUR LOW OPINION OF YOURSELF…PICK ONE…GOOD VS EVIL.

WE DO NOT ALLOW ILLEGAL ANYTHING IN OUR BORDERS. WE DO NOT ALLOW ILLEGALS TO TAKE OUR SOULS AND MAKE US LOOK LIKE FOOLS. .

WE DO NOT ALLOW OUR STURDIED SHORES TO FAIL.

WE DO NOT DANCE WITH THE DEVIL.

WE DO NOT, BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IN OUR COUNTRY, WE DO.

WE STAND UP TO BAD GUYS AND YES, WE USE GUNS TO ENFORCE THAT IDEOLOGY.

THIS IS WHAT WE DO IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

WE DO THAT. YOU DON’T LIKE THAT, MOVE OUT. NOBODY ASKED YOU TO COME HERE.

CAT OUT.

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For the brightest of the you’s out there…listen to the humanitarian who got it, brought it, and played it.

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, July, 17, 2016

Cat peowed this week with mankind…hence song….

Will repeat Psychic’s Prediction here…

THREE WORLD LEADERS WILL BE ATTACKED THIS WEEK

One in bed with ISIS

One who ignores ISIS

One with border problems

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Convention? Humanity? Failure of humans….Argue with Trump…not good…Be for him…Cat puts his paws together for you, and will not pee in your yard…

Calm it down out there…Cat rarely gets this flustered…might even skip a bowl of kibbles…now you know Cat is grumpy when Cat does that…

….James is the man, so Cat serves up another one by him…go with that for now…

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, July, 13, 2016

Cat had a dream about this song…so there…

CAT watches from his nap area and sees GOOD VS. EVIL this week…humans in the political arena accusing the queer sociopath criminal Clinton and she’s cat toast as she goes down in flames….Cat wags his tail….

The Comey Cat actually screwed man hating Clinton without charging her….if the folks even thought she had a chance, now with the CARELESS  remark from him and direct coverup from the fat legged Lynch…that was enough to put those fence people over to the Trump side…

Forget about Sanders...he’s just looking for a spot on the criminals political bullentin board…

…but in all this latest riff raft,  who really feels left out…is the crybaby Florida Bush boy….nobody likes him…boo hoo…

VP? Trump…Cat picked Christie when Cat saw Trump whisper in his ear at debates…

VP Queer C…..probably another man hating heavy hipped no makeup tub just like her…

Like the Psychic Caasha said, a week of KARMA for all those evil buffoons …and a good week for TRUMP to take the good KARMA FOR HUMANITY…

Again GOOD VS. EVIL…

CREAM RISES….and a bowl of popcorn, a movie, and some tunes…makes the cat world go by.

more tunes to get ya in the pre convention mood … or to celebrate Englands MAY

Listen or Cat will hurt you…

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Cat out. See new lazy cat picture for your viewing pleasure….

 

 

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, July, 2, 2016

Cat says listen to the tune…a nice JB song to get ya through the holiday…

Don’t let the following get ya down…especially since the good guys and the people are NOW  winning considering the English vote…

What does that mean for people of the US? A lot. Cat says its about time we got over the fear of standing up for the right thing to do…not letting the sancuary cities, illegals, the evil of ISIS, the CLINTON regime, the lies, the other countries who think we’re foolish, dumb, or weak kneed, or the lying washington morons who are now being shown for the bullshit they been shoveling get over with our doing nothing…in other words…America now has a backbone again.

Was it Trump speaking for the people? Yup, it was.

No more of that Clinton sociopath crapola…they are done…doesn’t matter how many times they object…her sociopath behavior especially this week, and the whoremonger on paper him whose karma has run out…done cat says….

Secrets secrets secrets are now unfolding and the Clintons look like the fools they thought you were. Again here we go….CREAM RISING, and TRUMP WINS IT ALL.

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You might listen to humans last week YOUTUBE Caasha’s World Afterhours and War stories on a true story about the QUEER FEMALE CLINTON.

What you really need to pay attention to is the story coming next week in the same category about the male CLINTON, and how he got the WHITE HOUSE.

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Cat likes it when humans get it right.

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or Twitter at WchurchillCat

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Although this holiday used to represent the birth of a nation, it now in the last couple of years has become the birth of you…even in the cat world.

You can tell I got muscle and what Cat says on Monday is the same tale on Thursday.

Come on humans, bring it, denounce the ISIS mentality of the world, and above all, see the sociopaths CLINTON’S for what they were, deal with it, and send them both to jail…her for contributing to the deaths of 4 of ours in Bengazhi, and him for pedophilia.

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…so have a lovely you holiday and listen to my favorite Cat song by JB…it always makes me wag my tail.

 

 

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, June, 20, 2016

Music to soothe the gnarly fat political cats…listen cat says so it describes the morons afoot this week…and brings ‘your right and they’re wrong’ to the plate…

One must never piss off cat…on that…Trump it up…Trump wins it all day long…no more warfare in the way of words…

Namesake says….I am easily satisfied with the very best

The FBI ain’t looking good here on that Florida thing…

Ain’t no gun thing … its all the ISIS bull…

A week clearly separating the wheat from the stafe…holy moly…

What a week…Trump gets this…ah , theres that cream rises aspect…

Yes, this latest DOJ holding back on allowing the people to hear the tapes…yeh, that ain’t good…no we are smarter than the gov trying to force us, the people into submission..

..To fit a mold…heads up gov…we ain’t that dumb…not good for the gov this week…

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okay there it is…cat has spoken…

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for cat fun…or try cats Twitter at

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course if you want your fortunes told, you might find cats go to human at

her Twitter Psychic Caasha

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her site at

www.lasvegaspsychic.me

its all good….

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PS. in her site she just predicted the first female president of the US…in 2036 the lady now 29 will be the victor…perfect and high paw from cat…

 

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, June, 16, 2016

Cat is jamming to Sam and Dave…Fucking A. 

For this weeks whoop de doo my namesake tells it like it is…when he says.

The best argument against the democracy (Democrats) is a five minute conversation with the average voter.

Well, would have, could have, should have, and the tragedy in Florida finally broke the rubber band.

Jump on the Trump humanitarian wagon, or get lost in the dust…

Enter the silliness of Romney or the whats was the name of  that New England wanna be female again…or even the kid Rubio…too late, too stupid, or to young to stop the Trump Stampede for the little people…

Yes, the common voter stood up, became the majority, and are making a difference.

The thugs, the illegals, the crazies, the sign carriers are the minorities…about time.

You go Trump.

Cat out AND HIGH PAW TO YOU ALL YOU COMMON VOTERS

…but not before (you know cat loves his James Brown) cat instructs you to listen to another tune…

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or

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YouTube Psychic Caasha (first show this week in 5 segments)

PS Segment 4 Community Service adds a little spice to the fun.

 

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the cat, May, 31, 2016

Namesake says:

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Cat loves this Clinton Karma thing…he’s a whoremonger, she’s a queer, Trump calls it for what it is…Criminal…works for Cat…

Poor Bernie…well, at least he tried…

New Guy…Loser Guy too late,

Again, the Clinton aspect…wow, their being shown for what they are…subliminal, hocus pocus, and against society…

Could you imagine still being a supporter of anything Clinton?

Like Cat says along, the queer female Clinton never gave two cat shits about the National Security, she was only worried about being found out she was a lesbo ….

Now you enter the Mercury News reporter aspect to the male Clinton….

,..and this should be an interesting couple of days for the Clintons, like Cat says, KARMA week for those failures of a really bad humans…enter Clintons name here ,..

On a different realm…again, where is the Hill going to get her next supporters? Yeh, you guessed it…the next jail cell…who knows maybe they’ll make her jail house custodian…

What a lowlife…strike that, lowlifes…and hows this for KARMA…ain’t the male sick…?

You can’t write cat shit this good…

You go Trump…Yes, yes, and more yes…

Now if we could honor our Vets by expediting their VA hospital appointments, it would be a better place…

Cat out.

Cat music…listen…its a good thing..

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Cat betting Clintons go down in flames in the next week or two

Where cat sits, the Clintons are long overdue…heh

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blog, blog, blog, winston, churchill, the, cat, May, 26, 2016

A song for you….

So they come unraveled, three decades of slippery slope.

The Queer Clinton is seen for what she is…hateful.

Trump rises. Here he comes.

Cream over dark.

Bernie, bernie, bernie….last Dem standing in a sea of the coloring book crowd.

See what your platform would be Bernie when you look at Venezuela.

Cat has other predictions for Trump…go to psychic blog at Caasha.com

Namesake says:

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and we shall fight in the hills, we shall never surrender.

We stand for the United States of America.

We are Winston Churchill the Cat and you aren’t.

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, May, 14, 2016

Cat says listen to song…thats the politics changing for the better with Trumpee…

Course if your a lowlife, criminal, or have a lower IQ (some humans do) then you won’t get Trumpee…the boys got it going even in the Cat world.

For some of you too lazy to read, or write unless your spray painting some sign, the United States had a set of balls,  back in the day. The fact that we were a special country was clearly an understatement.

We rocked.

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Then enter the Carter/Clinton effect a couple of decades ago, and all of sudden it was okay to be fat, lazy, complaining, or on the dole to the government.

Where did we go wrong?

Some moron bought into the criminality of the Clinton effect, and we were to lazy to stand up or give a shit.

While still reeling from the effect,  wait for it,  that loser Carter who brought another evil to the US. Cubans and drugs…

Gee what a guy Carter..enter 2016, and did you think what your people did Rubio…gee … a legend in his own mind, did ya think we forgot that fiasco…by the way, what is he? Twelve.

Between the both of them, Carter and Clinton,  it began a slippery slope of negativity, failed respect, and overall nani nani nani in the US.

We became everybodys bitch on the planet.

Don’t even get Cat started about  this current antichrist in chief…don’t even go there.

Cat snarls, and see in picture Cats reaction everytime Cat hears anything about that asswipe. He honors anything that is against the US, or

as Cat wrote in his eve of the eve in 08…

that one will be charged with crimes against humanity after he leaves office, for making side deals that brings down Americans with our enemies…actually your seeing a lot now thats leaning that way…thugs in the White House, or a religion where we invite unchecked ISIS to the US, or…

making friends with murders, rapists, or any criminal…where he sees them as folks, or while Syria and Ferguson were erupting, where he says

“I see the world in a state of calm”

…or the latest by threatening the education of children by forcing Trannies down their throats in the bathrooms…

The only person who would say or order behavior like that is the devil.

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The US being the comeback kids,  now have a good guy to get some respectability back…..yes, its about time. You go Trump.

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Trump was born to be president. Cool.

Cat approves, and you know Cat, Cat doesn’t like anybody.

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Side housekeeping…

Entertainment

Bruce Springfield sucks, Gene Simmons sucks, Bieber sucks, and anybody who actually thinks that people buy a ticket to see you,  and you return the favor by being disrespectful of their patronage, by being full of yourself

that you actually think the Fans give a shit that you actually can tell them to get involved with the cause your in.

Fans don’t give a shit about your mental disorder, they only care about having a great show.

Know this you morons,

Fans make you, and Fans can destroy you.

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Thanks…and don’t get me started about the Lucifer…that guy has turned out to be a great embarrassment ,,, wow on so many different fronts. 

 

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, May, 9, 2016

Song, listen,..thats what

Trumpee brings to the Republican plate…

What do they do?

They attack…

Crybabies the lot of them…

Republicans screwed up, and forgot the power of the little people…

Trump brings them in droves, and shows the Republicans what time it is.

Republicans fearing they’ll be out of a job, and fancy suits…refuse to welcome him.

Mark my Cat paws, they will lose, and Trump will win for the people.

Like Prince says, “You want a leader, but you can’t make up your mind.”

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More tunes for your listening pleasure to keep your spirits up against the bad guys out there.

 

blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, May 6, 2016

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Cat happy…Cat says listen….do what the song is…and Cat will like you

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Cat says Clinton is a queer 2 days ago…today a newspaper said the same….eeee…

,,,They’re all loons those politicians…

…ah, but the burning question is,  are these the best we got?

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Cat running for mayor of New York….

Here is Cats platform or some of it…

one. pick up every homeless person, and charge them with endangering the health of the citizens, You can’t take a dump or pee on the sidewalks…bad, very bad. Cat appalled.

two. give every cop a raise, and give the desk jockeys a treadmill for the ones that need it,

three, punish and keep them (the perps) who attack cops at Rikers for ever.

four. get rid of UBER.  Put less cabs on the streets.

five, hire a fat woman to do the books at city hall. No body keeps better books than a fat broad.

six, keep the horses at central park, and give them a better place to house their big butts.

seven. make  gracie mansion a drop off for the animals that the cops, and fireman find in the middle of the night

eight. appeal everything deBlasio ever did,

nine,. be on time for funerals of cops.

Its a start folks, vote for me, and everybody gets happy in New York.

more to come…

On the current state of political events…

Cat says Trump should start the Trump party…he has the votes, and doesn’t need the GOP..

You go Trump…Cat sees no competition cuz the Queer Clinton will be jail soon.

Cat out.

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www.lasvegaspsychic.me

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PsychicCaasha

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Thank you, you’ll be glad you did…

wink.

 

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, May 4, 2016

Lucifer done….had lots to say about that boy…but the song gets it…listen it’ll make ya smile…still nobody likes him.

Now K boy…  The song is actually too classy for him, but it’ll do for now….When the people of his own state don’t want him to embarass himself anymore…thats apparently when he got it.

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Next in the ELIMINATION the last two on the other side…the Socialist and the Criminal.

Sanders

Song is a little too hip for the boy but his down low works in theory for his so called movement.

First off, his parents wanted a house in Brooklyn, so instead of digging deep to work extra to get the down payment, they chose to dive into a pity game, and blame every body on the planet cuz they didn’t get their house.

Sanders grows up with this head trip, and gets an attitude about democracy, and why it doesn’t work for him.

Moves to some cow state, and sells punk nose kids ‘its okay not to work for a living, and the government owes you an education because you were born‘.

The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.

The whole concept ain’t based in reality Bernie.

Whats funny is this old hippie runs his socialist movemnt under a democratic party banner.

He’ll run out of money, Put a fork in it.

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The Queer Clinton

True Story…years ago I took a look at that broad, and said to myself, she’s a Queer….a few days after that I ran into a couple of Agents and asked them, “Is she?’  Both guys pointed to the guy in the middle, and said, “He used to guard her.”

After a small bashful shuffle from the Agent, he answered, “She often flaunted her girlfriends.”

That was three days before the Moncia thing when they were still in Arkansas.

I never had much use for either the male or female, but think about it, your Gov/President and your wife likes the pussy. What else ya going do?…attack women. Yeh, what a duo him and her….

No wonder she stuck with him, because I don’t know one self respecting female that would hung in there, unless she had an agenda.

Shortly after that, they moved to New York.

Look the male was a low life, the female is in the down and fuzzy spots, hating men all along, and now they got a foundation.

…ah the Clinton Cash…or the Clinton Crimes that’s called extortion under the Banner of a higher good…bullshit.

They got one mission to get paid and to get laid…hell its common knowledge, the male has a private residence within shouting distance of Green Valley Ranch in Henderson, Nevada

That fat ass douche isn’t worred about State Department secrets coming out, she’s worried her girl girl emails might be exposed that she’s a queer…

Yeh, and on that…how about those lies? …man thats one twisted human…does she think people can’t remember what she said last week…apparently they can in West Virginia.

A true sociopath, and ugly to boot…wow God gave her the appearance of a hippopotamus with buck teeth…no wonder she likes the Y…

Lies and more lies…Hillary…your the poster child of true ugly in females…oh yeh, when you see your mother, punch her in the mouth for me for turning out a seriously defect.

Wow, and they Clinton kid is seriously a 3 bagger…(any guy will tell you what that phrase means)

All in all, the crimes will come out, and she’s soooo done.

…maybe she can be President of the cell block with Durst as her VP. …or Madoff. They all think they can walk on water…

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Cat got that off his fur…

By the way, who gets the White House keys to the front door?

…..the Humanitarian …Trumpee.

Yeh, and the crowd roars.   

…more tantalizing fun stuff on the ‘morrow by Cat…tell your friends.

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www.lasvegaspsychic.me 

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for a cool ass psychic and personalized

reading that will blow your mind.

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the Cat May, 2, 2016

Listen to the song and bring it. 

ELIMINATION DAY FOR the first CANDIDATE OF DROPPING OUT OF THE RACE…

(Cat doesn’t normally look at a book, but in a couple of these delusional candidates, Cat has to go there)…cuz the outer appearance is so foreign that one cannot hear the book speak…

FIRST UP:

The K guy…he gotta go…Thats one boy that needs a facial….

Almost pathetic to watch at this point (LIKE A FIGHTER THAT WON’T STAY DOWN EVEN AFTER HE’S BEAT) …..and how about those back woods eating habits?

The hunchback effect makes it a perfect reason that people are repulsed, and  that he gets no votes.

Definitely the Peter Principle (how is that every one else gets the fact he needs get out of the race, and he doesn’t?).

How sad is it, he gets hoodwinked by the Snoz i.e. Lying Ted (a homegrown party guy),

…so think about it…K doesn’t see it coming…

…and God forbid, he gets the white house and has to deal with foreign enemies…..

….ain’t too comforting for the future of the US.

K guy has to go just so he doesn’t embarass himself anymore.

Cat thinks K needs to use different dental paste.

You wonder why Cat has no use for humans…

See picture for Cats overall opinion of K.

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More tunes for your listening pleasure.

…listen and sway as K leaves the room…..

Do it now…..

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www.lasvegaspsychic.me

or

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Not your normal psychic and proud of it.

 

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the Cat, April, 29, 2016

Listen to his song for you….

Last blog to send him on his way tomorrow (he’s been circling for 9 days)….

Cat bows to his brilliance…

Human … one of outstanding joy, delivery, and gift….not to be seen again…

Even the King (international) or Godfather (regional) couldn’t top him (national)…

Learn from him…it will make your whole body smile, and your petty will evaporate…

Its called love….true love.

Now listen and do this, or Cat will find you.

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Blog, blog, blog. by Winston, Churchill, the Cat April, 22, 2016

Song says it all,

Consummate entertainer to keep the fans  happy, even in the throes of pain..

He did.

Missed? Then some.

…his now friend opens the gates.

Together they sing for the happiness of humanity.

One drags a purple cape on the clouds.

Gold doves fly.

One white glove.

Cat says sing you…sing.

 

 

 

 

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Blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill,the, Cat April, 21, 2016

Listen

Cat gives this humanitarian a bow.

Cat gives this humble one quiet applause.

Cat gives this enigma respect.

Cat gives the gifter deep praise.

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Humanity cries.

He sings.

You sing too.

They sing together now.

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Humanity circles the Earth.

You  bow, be grateful, and try  a moment of humble.

You’ll get it. They did.

You sing with them.

Cat says so.

Now.

Listen again to them both. 

 

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blog, blog, blog, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, April, 8, 2016

Cat says listen to the song….it is our country now, and since we now can blueprint the next hundred years,  just like our  authors, lets get this right for the people, so we don’t fall again (at any level) from our high standards, or  become the losers of the world.

After all, we started this country as nobody’s crybaby, we just got lost in the last couple of decades.

….in that, and in case anybody forgot, we are the United States of America. Lets start acting like it again. 

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Cat always believed that the mattering of the few (GOP or DEM) party opinionaters should be sued for taking the votes away from the people. This may be that time.

When the GOP attempts to force TRUMP to get in line, while ignoring the ground swell of the people, then what country are we living in?

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Message to Trump…they give you any static … start a TRUMP party for the people based on the Constitution. 

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So here we are today, Trump comes along, and touches the human will of the American people, and in a nano second everybody gets mad? Groups want to label him. Criminals  and illegals protest against him. People who have gotten away with not contributing to the American way of life (cuz they have had an easy ride don’t want to tow the line) hate him. They are the parasites, the lazy ones, the complainers, the wanting something for nothing sign carrying morons that haven’t a clue about the integrity of life.. That crowd.

How can you label a humanitarian effort to bring us back from the brink? Thats  what Trump represents.

The nano nano set bitches the loudest…get over it (Cat sees them as a bunch of five year olds with a chip on their shoulder).

Work never killed anybody. Defending a nation never did anything,  but show an American spirit across the globe,  sends a clear message that the United States of America is nobody’s bitch boy. Thats what Trump does. Good for Trumpee.

Cat right.

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Jealousy/Fear

Cat sees the current state of political affairs as,  these wanna be groups or labeled entities as acting from nothing more than pure jealousy. That, and fear,  that the stuffed shirt crowd will be out of a job. After all, overall, what Trump does here is expose the importance of the American people other than five blowheart nut jobs in Washington. It may have Trump awhile to get here, but he’s here now. Deal with it.

After all, with Trump, someone has to be courageous enough to tell all,  that the world is round,.

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Trump scares the spin doctors from both sides of the parties.

(To spin is to lie). We learn that at 7 years old. Anything beyond that in intentional.

Trump cuts to the chase, and nails it on our countries forgotten verve to be respected again worldwide. We are nobody’s servant, yet the last 3 decades we have been in free fall for others on the planet or (in their opinion  of America, we are now equal to a bunch of losers in business, loyalty, dedication, and since this now appearance seems to representive of our lock and trade. Sadly, the reality of our image is we have become nothing more than a country  on our knees,  with a bar of soap.

Since we’ve always been the come from behind kids in a sea of 218 countries, we got a shot to emerge as outstanding with Trump. Go with that. Cat is.

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Fear ….two examples.

Mexico

Ask yourself this…

Why do you think Mexico has a problem with Trump? Mexico will have to peddle their wares elsewhere, and their citizens will be returned to them.

Too bad for Mexico. If they were such a great country, then why did everybody leave?

Vatican

Don’t even get Cat started on the fear factor that Trump represents with the Pope, or Popes hidden greed.  The one thing the Pope doesn’t want is for the masses to think for themselves….stigmata. When Constantine started faith control for the masses back  in the day…Constantine had one mantra..’.lets not tell the people that religion means lifestyle, and the free will of the peope can do this for themselves’. ‘Let’s also not tell the masses, they don’t need the Catholic Church’…’and we surely won’t tell the folks,  that we’re in it for the $25,000 gold chalices’. ‘It’ll be our little secret.’

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Mexico and the Vatican as of late,  are both spouting tremendous fear that the United States, and it’s citizens will have a voice through Trump. Good. Cat says both entities are long overdue to be outed for their dismal approach  towards mankind.

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More Cat thoughts…

After all, aren’t we about self respect, and worth in this country? Isn’t that we do here?

Cat says, when one has that mindset going for you, you can do anything.

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Bet on Trump. Cat likes Trump, and know this, Cat doesn’t like anybody.

Cat right.

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or call 725 261 1238 (you’ll be glad you did).

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No boogety boogety on either site.

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Blog, blog, blog, Winston Churchill the Cat, March 26, 2016+

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…Cat took time to enjoy a few laps around the human experience….hence…lets get right to it….in this...Cat approves this message…

Politics…

Trump wins

Trump answers to humanity, not a label, or group

Song tells it all….

..his wife is the best looking gal to represent the US. About time, Monkey in chief has spent about $180Million on shopping trips on the taxpayers dime.

Cat and his friends appauld and wag their furry tails….

Christies does the VP role…saw that in one of the debates where Trump and Christie were deep into a whispering engaging posture…(cat stands corrected here in prior Cruz prediction)  Christie has the marbles to take the AG job, but he’s got enough moxey to do a first class VP job…and not look like a complete idiot (which the job demands)

All the rest stays in place for the prior predictions…(hint hint…next weeks blog is cat replacing de blasio for mayor)

Money

Wall Street gets off the volatile train next January…between now and then, its all about China screwing, and lying their asses off to the reporting…

Also, later this year, gossip about a major chemical company, a formidable real estate company and a drug company will be exposed for cooking the books….

The actual evidence will not be charged till March of 2017.

Big Stuff. The stockholders will be peowed.

Cat predicts the year which started yesterday is about “old school”, not the coloring book crowd.

 

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Blog, blog, blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat…January 4, 2016

JANUARY 4, 2016

TRUMPS KITCHEN CABINET

VICE PRESIDENT ….CRUZ…THE BOY CAN TALK BUT HE COMES WITH TOO MUCH POLITICAL BAGGAGE

HOMELAND SECURITY.…FIORINO…LET THE GIRL MAMA BEAR THE COUNTRY,…SHE KNOWS 7 GENERALS…LET HER AND THE GENERALS POSITION THEMSELVES ON ALL FOUR BORDERS, PLUS THE WEST, MID AND EAST COASTS….THAT SHOULD KICK THE SHIT OUT OF ISIS

DHS.…CARSON….HE’S TOO SOFT TO LEAD, BUT THE GUY KNOWS MEDICINE…

ATTORNEY GENERAL…CHRISTIE….THAT FELLA CAN SERVE UP LEGAL CHOPS…

*****BUSH, GIVE HIM NOTHING…HE LOOKS LIKE A CRY BABY IN A SCHOOL YARD…AND THE FACT THAT HE DOESN’T KNOW THAT ILLEGAL MEANS CRIMINAL PRETTY MUCH SHOWS HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS HEAD REPEATEDLY AS A SMALL CHILD.

RUBIO IS THE DIRECT RESULT OF JIMMY CARTER BRINGING DRUGS TO THE UNITED STATES…ANOTHER WORTHLESS …GIVE RUBIO AMBASSADOR TO CUBA…HE’S TOO YOUNG FOR ANYTHING ELSE EXCEPT TELLING WAR STORIES OF HOW HIS FAMILY GOT HERE.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME…WHEN THE HEADLINES STOP BEING REDUNDANT FOR HOW HUMANS PERFORM, I’LL RETURN TO THE HEADLINES….

WINSTON CHURHCILL THE CAT.

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, October, 12, 2015

My namesake says….(song works for cat this week)

The truth is controvertible. Malice may attack it,  ignorance may deride it, but in the end, there it is.

(The Winston started to see a boring pattern of headlines…hence the small hiatus til the humans could do anything but repeat themselves….thats the cat’s explanation, and he’s standing by it). Cat bores easily with humans.

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Hairball Award for the Week

Cruelest joke EVER? Dad uses a dummy to prank his girlfriend into thinking their son has been blown up in a quad bike accident.

Cat says moron should have his eyes scratched out…after all, he’s not a male…he can’t even make her an honest female.

Cat sees this future queer as a LOSER, and cat has friends to carve that word out on ass wipes forehead for no charge.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

EXCLUSIVE: Ex-Scientologist Leah Remini braces for blow back as she takes down the Church, Tom Cruise and Kirstie Alley in her blistering expose’ ‘Troublemaker’

Cat now likes a human named Remini for seeing beyond the psycho babble of HUBBARD…and the ship of fools he brought with him…CRUISE, ALLEY, and TRAVOLTA…

Cat right, fucked up boogety boogety religion wrong. High paw to Remini cat.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Poiltical issues, meeting country leaders and using her status to do good: The author of Kim Kardashian’s new biography argues its time to start taking the star seriously.

KRIS JENNER I DO WEDDINGS… For My Famous Friends.

Cat just threw a hairball laughing so hard

Cat says the fat ass  younger implanted one can’t spell Presidential, and can’t even write her own biography because the written word evades her…enter author here.

Did the author write fat ass didn’t even graduate the simpliest school?…author got paid, author sees a good thing to pay the rent. Maybe author went to the school of dummy fat ass…they do that in the REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA….alot.

CAT LAUGHS MORE HERE…

Beyond that, when Cat saw fat ass being questioned by an interviewer, with a question of, “What do you want to be remembered for.?”…

FAT ASS comeback was,

“I want to be respected for my career.”…

Cat fell off fluffy pillow, and rolled on its back in cat barrel laughter…

Cat says….WHAT CAREER FAT ASS?

Cat says to the fat ass being called a STAR by author?

To BE a STAR clueless author and fat ass…know this…., one must have talent…to have talent (let me spell it out the word talent for you realllllyy slow)….

…one must be able to write, sing, act,  etc., or be a being a functioning literate of some kind…of which you have none, zero, nada…(maybe you should have your also no talent PIMP mother explain it to you)…

COURSE THE WAY YOUR SO CALLED NO NOTHING CAREER IS GOING FAT ASS… IS BECAUSE YOUR PIMP MOTHER IS NOW REALIZING YOUR ONLY BOOKINGS IS NOW FOR OPENING GROCERY STORES….

On….(The MOTHERS FAMOUS FRIENDS?)  MORE CAT LAUGHTER.

Bring them all into one room, PIMP MAMA,  and cat says about a half a point of talent from cat for the the whole group for their also no nothing ?what? talent? which made them famous…..

Again, thats the PIMP MENTALITY. THE WHOLE CLAN IS PIMPED OUT…cat straight up about this…

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Military officer recommends no jail time for Bowe Bergdahi.

Since officer can’t see the crime of treason against the US, then officer needs to do the time instead.

Release Phil Spector!

Cat says no to releasing the fruit loop…leave wig boy where he is.

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Right to the Guillotine, do not Pass Go Award

Dentist who killed Cecil the Lion will NOT face charge in Zimbabwe.

NO MORE PIGGING OUT Adminstration chops pork from federal prison menu.

Woman arrested for trying to abduct and sexually assault 17 year old girl who jumped fom moving car to escape.

Pennsylvania college football player accused of stabbing teammate with corkscrew in dorm fight.

Cat says solve some of prison food problems…cut up Dentist and serve it up.

Cat says pedophile dullard, and ungrateful punk ass PA kid need to be chopped first…expedite them to the front of the line…

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Chelsea Clinton demonstrates her thick skin as she smiles her way through book signing while man asks: “Would you say Bill Clinton targets teenage girls for sexual reasons?’

Obama loses his cool as he is challenged again and again by CBS host on ’embrassing failures’ and a ‘lack of leadership’ over his handling of Syria.

Cat sees older and younger versions of sociopaths…

with Antichrist in Chief finishing his checklist of his heros, HITLER, AND NAPOLEON…he looks to pass the olive branch of vile to the clueless female (couldn’t get laid with a fistful of $50’s in a male prison human) Clinton…

CAT LAUGHS AS THE DARK SIDE GOES DOWN.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Televison: Blood and Oil

Johnson, perfect. Cat gets off and licks his fun part on great story writing.

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Cat Jumps and Failures of the Week

Jumps.

Mystery young man who allowed a special needs stranger to hold his hand on a Candian bus steals hearts online.

Rescued from the dinner table: Shocking moment Russian police intercept rare Amur tiger cub being smuggled on black market.

‘Honestly, you saved my life’: Blind high school student thanks the ‘hero’ boy who jumped in and stopped a bully from beatin him up.’

Cat appaulds true heroes with good cat breeding from mama and papa cats.

Failures.

Memphis police officer who was expecting his first child dies after being shot multiple times on his way to work.

Son gets speeding ticket while driving heart attack suffering dad to hospital.

Cat growls at the thugs who did this in Memphis,.

Cat scratches eyes out of the cruelty of the other cop for not giving the poor kid a police escort to the hospital.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

www.winstonchurchillthecat.com

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, September, 30, 2015

My namesake says….

We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.

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Hairball Award for the Week

‘White friends, pay for my therapy’: Asian woman wants white people to pay for her treatment for stress after years of ‘institutional racism’.

Florida preschool teacher, 40, ‘seduced her 12 year old daughter’s boyfriend, 15, into to having sex and then told him she was pregnant’

Cat to Asian…seriously? Why does it have to be white? Cats come in calico colors to contribute to your fruit l o o p therapy…go with that you ‘t a r d.

Florida is ALWAYS at the top of the list for child ANYTHING. Must be in the cat water dishes down there.

Cat make these two his bathroom maintenance attendees with their mentality.

Cat right. Those two need their own cat island that gets overcome by a tsunami.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Georgia woman set to die after parole board refuses last minuute plea for clemency – despite Pope Francis’ calls for halt to her execution

Republicans slam Planned Parenthood chief over secretly filmed abortion videos as Congress spars over a half – BILLION in funding – although the group is ‘making a ton of dough’

Georgia woman kills her man, gets the political/strike that/former regligious one to make a call…to no avail in Georgia.

A half Billion to the crushing of baby heads at PP, and the Chief still has a job.

Seems to this cat, that Georgia could have found another bed when they offed the hubby

slayer up to the heavens for the PP Chief.

Humans, civil is criminal, and criminal is criminal.

The problem with humans is they don’t know that they’re one and the same.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Why Hillary’s feminists are suffering from Fiorina envy.

One looks like a hedgehog, and one looks like a chipmunk.

Cat all about the animals, but not when they are in human form, and really really ugly.

Apparently, women have a low opinion of their image in the mirror.

For example:

Plus size woman who battled severe bulimia and depression reveals how she conquered her personal demons to become a social media star with more than 95,000 followers.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

US failing to stop most Americans trying to join ISIS, House study says.

ISIS planning ‘nuclear holocaust’ to wipe hundreds of millions from face of the earth’, claims reporter who embedded with extremists.

The Antichrist Illegal in Chief couldn’t find his cat penis with two roadmaps, and a neon

sign. Why is cat surprised that ISIS will take their religious (perfect example why religions don’t work) boogety boogety by force to overcome dum dum in chief ignoring evil (strike that, his friends).

Cat suspects that moron in Chief secretly is a card carrying member of ISIS.

Hell, by this demonic standard by Amatuer in Chief ignoring the obvious, even Putin looks good here.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

NOTHING CHANGES HERE…

ONE. CLINTON STILL FAT, LYING, AND QUEER AS SHE KEEPS PRETENDING SHE

WILL BE PRESIDENT EVEN THOUGH SHE LET 4 GUYS DIE IN BENGHAZI. (The email fiasco is just cat sauce here).

Seven deadly sins, Hillary, seven deadly sins.

TWO. TRUMP HAS A MOMENT AS HE BACK PEDDLES HIS LEAD BY SAYING HE IS CHILDLIKE. 

GET OVER IT TRUMP, ONCE YOU DANCE TO YOUR WEAKEST LINK, YOU BECOME

CNN, MSNBC, FOX, ALL ROLLED INTO ONE.

DON’T MAKE CAT COME THERE.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Movies: Entourage

It wasn’t THAT bad…though it needed more Ari Gold.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

www.winstonchurchillthecat.com

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 23, 2015

Off till September 28th…

My namesake says….

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

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Hairball Award for the Week

‘I want to live'”: 910- pound New York woman who was taken out of home in giant net by firefighteres says ‘scary’ experience has made her want to lose weight.

Cat says, ‘No, save us from looking at your over stuffed carcas, and just take a pill to end it quickly’…

In the cat world, you are threat to our survival, and in the cat world, we don’t have telethons for your fat ass. You take up tooo much space, besides you stink.

Good cats always take care of their butts, you can’t even find yours.

Get it? Cat right.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Floyd Mayweather’s latest runabout: A $4.8 MILLION 250 mph ultra-car so rare there are only TWO in the world.

Cat Floyd needs a reality check on that ego/greed/vanity/pride cloud he suffers from. Too much human ignorance here in fight boy. The fact that he’s a cheap stiff goes without saying, except you can bet the KARMIC cats are going to serve it up to this clown soon.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Chilling carefree YouTube posts of two brothers who ‘hacked to death their parents and three siblings’ and even set up cameras ‘to film the attack’

Cat sees these evil assholes as a pee hole on cat society…

Hence they don’t exist, but their cell mates will find these selfish a holes a perfect resting spot for big cat adventures with a big boy cat named BUBBA.  Cat Karma.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Video appears to show ‘Jihadi John’ unmasked for first time.

Cat needs video to show ‘cat john’ beheaded for the first time.

Cat frisky like that.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Friends think Hines was crazy to marry ‘cheater’ RFK Jr.

Hillary’s e-mail defense is ‘total BS’: former State Dept. officials

How Sharpton could benefit from backing Iran nuclear deal

The Iran deal ensures a Mideast arms race – nukes and all

Harry Reid tweets his support of President Obama’s Iran nuclear deal

Obama coming to Las Vegas for Clean Energy Summit

Cat sees Hines as a serial group therapy victim for the mentally ill. Cat sees Hillary e-mail lies as serial therapy for the queer mentality. Cat sees Sharpton as serial greedy group therapy attendee in any category. Cat sees antichrist in chief, as serial illegal group therapy cornhole who prays at night to his autographed headshots of his heros, Napoleon, and Hitler. Cat sees Reid as serial dimentia ridden for his Lichtenstein bank accounts that are on the down low (cat wink)…and now will babble anything, as a complete serial moron whose the best money can buy (just ask his contributers).

All of the above’s serial anything’s common denominator is they are all mentally ill…dick challenged…greedy…and need a cat bag over their heads so us normal cats don’t have to see, or hear them again. Now they are just silly cats at best, tripping over their own verbal litter.

Cat over it, and them. Cat right.

Trump is dead wrong about ‘anchor babies’

Trump cat speaks the truth, they are. Crybaby cats need to find more to do with their day.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Movies:  Straight Outta Compton

Suge Knight bad, the rest good.

Knight’s luck and karma ran out. The rest of them caught a different view of luck and karma, and its going to make them rich.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

www.winstonchurchillthecat.com

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 9, 2015

My namesake says….

“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly..”

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Hairball Award for the Week

Special Report: State Department watered down human trafficking report.

Cat pisses on humans for being that evil. Cat right.

State Department shows their tom cat bullshit again. Pretend, fronting, selling, profiting off of baby/adult stupid other American cats brings this cats America back 200 years.

Again is the Bengazhi four,  shows State Department is still operating in cat tune time.

Cat gets it, why don’t the bafoons at State Department?

Cat now shits on the State Department, cuz peeing won’t wake them up. Cat right.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Fat Louis Farrakhan Wants Blacks to Rise Up and Kill Whites- of Course.

What? Democrat Calls Kate Steinle’s Murder by Illegal Alien a LITTLE THING on Telemundo.

Cat thinks Fat Louis got the coloring wrong…apparently at Telemundo they thought he said,  ANY DARK color will do.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

I’m gonna need a bigger boat! Steven Spielberg is selling his $180 million 282 ft mega yacht because it is ‘too small.’

Cat says, “Really?” Cat knows the size of ones special parts, does not equate with the insecurity of a cats row boat.

Course in the human world, when human males try to over compensate, as their penis’ shrivel in time….(enter visual here on private cat part)….Caption: See cat amused at his own appendage. On that…

Cat don’t care, cat still loy gags as he circles the toilet. Big or small, Cat loves the porcelin area, and understands less is more, no matter what size, or age is unmentionable/under his fur. Cat right.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Woman Runs Marathon Without Tampon – Bleeds All Over Herself. Ain’t That Empowering?

Cat knows privacy of social graces comport to humans. Cats have a system. Fucked up humans like this, is the product of bad cat breeding. Cat throws up on this bloody mess. This human got 15 minutes around the world. Cat wouldn’t have given it 15 seconds. Cat right.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Obama can’t curb his enthusiasm for golf: President kicks off his luxury vacation by playing a round with Seinfeld creator Larry David.

New York City bureaucrates fire government worker who died of cancer a year ago – for missing work.

Cat knows that funny had nothing to do with Seinfeld. Pryor was funny. Seinfeld wasn’t even a footnote. Yet special mention goes to the New York bureaucrats,  for being that dumb. That is funny considering the ‘full in the head’ mentality of the common New Yorker.

Cat says funny is crack up at other cats. Neither of the above take up funny cat time. Pryor cracked cat up. Both of the dopes above are rank amauters. Not funny. Cat right again.

Schumer ducks appearance after announcing Iran deal opposition.

DONE DEAL? Schumer may lose chance at top Senate spot over Iran.

‘You’re FIRED!’ Trump’s stop adviser exits campaign amid Megan Kelly ‘Bloodgate’ row and says The Donald is ‘losing grip on reality’.

Cat says the tycoon and the Shoe guy have perfect handle on reality. Both show that both political prides suck, and there should be a new political pride based on cat truth without apology. Tycoon first, Shoe fella, second.

Cat appaulds the good of these two cats.  Stand up, meow, and hold that. Don’t back down, and you don’t look weak. Cat thing. Its how we roll in the bushes. Saves time, and no need for telethons, group cat therapy, or being called a victim. Cats don’t do loser behavior. Cat smart.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Television: Fatties

Moment morbidly obese sisters walk unaided for the first time after shedding some of their colossal weight

Kentucky hospital appeals for help to transport a 768 – pound man who has been stuck in one of their rooms for a MONTH.

Humans, and what they do to themselves makes cat meow with glee. Humans pack on nourishment like their at the last supper. Cats are perfect. They know you can’t weigh down the carriage going to the heavens. You wonder why cat has rocket scientry, and humans can’t find their next thought? Humans are masochistic, have a death wish, and cats not even a chance of that. Cat throws popcorn at the screen on these two stories. Cat happy, and not a fattie. Cat smart. Humans suck big time.

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More next week from yours truly,

Winston Churchill the Cat…a Formidable, and Sturdy Cat…

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, August, 1, 2015

My namesake says….

“Criticism may not be agreeable, but it is necessary. It fulfills the same function as pain in the human body. It calls attention to an unhealthy state of things.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

‘You’re gonna have so much more to be pissed about’: Idaho huntress taunts the world post-Cecil by boasting about killing ‘an old giraffe’ and warns ‘haters’ that there’s MORE to come.

Cecil the Lino Brother Jericho Shot Dead by Poachers.
Brother of Zimbabwe’s lion Cecil is actually alive: researcher.

Cat knows now that humans have officially run amok in the bushes.

Idaho needs 15 minutes, and is directly related to Walla Walla white/black woman.

The others, will human wrestle over whose story is accurate on their way to a Pulitzer….again another 15 minutes.

Special Note to Cecil:

Thank you for being our feline protector. We as cats, are sorry that evil and greed became the human experience, and that you were the target.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

White House: Those Planned Parenthood Videos Are Fake Because Planned Parenthood Says So.

Obama Vows to Veto Any Attempt to Defund Planned Parenthood.

Planned Parenthood Videos: Are Babies Being Born Alive And Murdered?

Cat sees a villainous human the behavior of an antichrist. Cat’s don’t piece out kitty parts after they’ve been murdered for profit. Cat right. Kittens too small to understand bloodthirsty human drive.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Joe Biden ‘is considering challenging Hillary’ as its revealed Beau urged him to run for president before he died.

Winston runs for President because of humans like this. Cat thinks the pity vote won’t fly for a slooooo wwwww  human who skinny dips in front of female Secret Service gal cats. Cat thinks America NEEDS more than that. Cat right.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Prison inmates refuse breakfast, demand release of gang.

Cat says let them starve to death. Give other gang members jobs burying the self important bad cat criminals.

Cats dump bad cats (after a long fought scrap, with no legal system) exactly where they find them. Saves time in housing, and spending money to feed bad cats.

Its a simplier cat version, and a thinning of the pride.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Hillary and Bill Clinton have earned $140 million in the last seven years – including up to $750,000 for each public speech.

Cat thinks price of speech was inclusive as a teaching tool in how to steal, lie, and buffalo the common cat with a boogety boogety approach.

Cat looks ’em square in the eye to see if the stormtrooper approach works. In the cat world, it never does, and the payback is that a cat goes to cat jail for their attempt.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Movie: Miss Congeniality

Cat loves shiny crowns, kicking the cat crap out of or anyone who screws with America, and a love story. Cat mushy like that.

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, July, 25, 2015

My namesake says….

“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

Rachel Dolezal New Tangled Web of Weaves and Braids

Under Obama, 2.5 Million Illegal Immigrants Have Come Across The Border

Cat says the Dolezal is one of those tangled stray cats, again, upchuck, upchuck, upchuck.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Why Obama Blames the Right for Everything

Dems Defend Planned Parenthood by Denying Reality

Horrific MSNBC Panel Defends Smashing Baby Skulls, Selling Fetus Parts for Profit

Cat knows not to crush kitten cute heads, these humans need flash cards to get it through theirs.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Martin O’Malley: Climate Change Caused ISIS

Winston runs for President because of humans like this.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Attacker Threatened to Cook Dead Man, Feed Him to His Sister

Cat has thought it, but decided jail time wasn’t worthy of the end result. Humans have no control, and do it anyhow.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Clinton Will Appear before Committee Investigating Benghazi Attacks

Cat loves to watch  the queer one attack the fraidy cats when they ask her questions, and she lies through her snarls.

Citizens Guard Armed Forces Recruiting Center

Cat meows, washes his face in gratitude, and wags his tail.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Television: Any Burn Notice rerun

Cat pays attention. Cat loves to see the action. Cat thinks this is what good television is. A good story, and well written. Cat right.

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, July, 20, 2015

My namesake says….

“A lie gets around the world before the truth gets its pants on.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

Obama Collecting Personal Data for a Secret Race Database

Cats don’t have secret stuff, we know where our cat boxes are, who are enemies are, and who likes us. We don’t think we’re the antichrist in cat history, or that we can connive a frail cat by fear, or waste time trying to know all his secrets.

Course humans on the other hand, are morons when it comes to the nitty gritty of evolution. They think they can control it. Dumb humans…dumb, dumb, dumb.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Obama Visits Prison to Call for a Fairer Justice System

San Francisco Sheriff Defends Release of Immigrant Alledged Killer

Considering the scaredy cat reaction to the underlying event that killed a sweet girl human in San Francisco…these two humans should just blow each other.

In the cat world, that would be the worst of the worst punishment.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Kerry Defends Giving Iran 24 day Head’s Up before Nuclear Inspection

Cat thinks this is a misprint…supposed to say…’before Nuclear Engaging, Targeting, and Firing?’

Cat right, human Heinz cat wrong.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Having a Whale of a Time in a Heatwave: Beluga Lives Up to its Star Billing at Tokyo Water Park by Cooling Down the Crowd with a Squirt as Japan Bakes in 34C Heat.

Cat loves big white Beluga, makes all the little stuff in a cat’s world seem insignificant, for example:

Kendall Jenner ‘I Got a New Accessory’ … A Nipple Ring

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Obama Admin Looks to Ban Some Social Security Recipients from Owning Guns

Cat has constitution. Antichrist does not.

Cat can read, understand, lead, and officate the rest of the cats because of it. Antichrist can’t remember where he was born.

Trump-eting Their Bias Huff Decides it Won’t Cover Trump as Politics

Donald Trump Huffington Post Refuses to Acknowledge Candidacy

Cat thinks Huff has got too much sterioids in their Starbucks  drinks. Cat goes on tycoon’s announcement, and doesn’t think he’s making it up, while, Cat thinks Huff is just trying to sell litter box lining.

Cat declares Huff people can’t get their human heads through the door, or have let the door hit them too many times in the noggin, making them stuttering nani nani cats.

Cat thinks a good hump for the Huff people will shut them up.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Television: Brink

Cat cracks up, wags his tail, and knows that government humans are just that funny.

Strong Meows, and other paw behavior, here from Cat and his friends.

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Weekly, News, Blog, by, Winston, Churchill, the, Cat, July, 12, 2015

My namesake says….

“Never, never, never give up.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

EXCLUSIVE – Glenn Beck Launches Outspoken Attack on Caitlyn Jenner: Controversial Radio Host Tells the World ‘Don’t Tell me to Start Calling Him a Woman’

Kendall and Caitlyn Jenner THIS IS HOW WE ROLL Sushi Date in Bev Hills

In a cats world, we know the difference…if its still attached, you are a boy Bruce cat.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Ariana Grande

Bails on MLB Concert
‘I Hate America’ Backlash to Blame?

Cats have respect for their territory, and in that respect they know where they’re bread is buttered from.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Top Drug Lord Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman known as Mexico’s Osama Bin Laden Escapes from Prison for the SECOND Time after Breaking Out through Secret Mile-Long Tunnel System.

The SECOND TIME?

When the former Karam announces that Chapo’s imprisonment in the US will save Mexico money….it just goes to show thats the reason that cats don’t acknowledge tom foolery…again, humans and the price of greed. Not a cat thing at all.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Smug San Francisco Sheriff Blames Everyone Except Himself For Kate Steinle Murder…

In the cat world, we know when we’ve been beat…we slink away and lick our paws in defeat. Humans have ego that screws with that process.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

Obama is Facing the Prison Facts

De Blasio is Missing in Action as City goes Downhill

One communicates with his water level friends, and the other is a scaredy cat.

Trump Wants to Charge Mexico $100K for Every illegal immigrant

Cats like treats, and if money buys treats, and getting something back from treats, well its a good thing in the cat world. We never turn down money related treats. Tycoon rocks here.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Box Office: ‘Minions’ Boasts Record $115.2M Debut for $395.7M Global Total

Just goes to show that the smallest cutest fellas who are in the moment can make the humans boo coo … in the cat world…its okay to be a kitten every once a awhile.

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My namesake says….

“However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.”

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Hairball Award for the Week

Man Dies Instantly After Launching Firework off Head..

This is a perfect example of overthinking a situation, not finishing the 10th grade, and being the example of bad breeding.

Humans, an interesting fare.

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Cat Flap Award for the Week

Four Sex Scandals Rock One Hanky Panky High School.

In my world, we cats wouldn’t have let the 2nd one occur. In our world, we cats would have chased off the administrators to allow them follow their true calling of  lawn maintenance.

Thats what we cats would do. Humans on the other hand love to waste time. We cats like to thin the herd quickly.

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Cat Litter Award for the Week

Greece in Crisis: Exit Polls Predict Narrow Win for ‘No’ Campaign That Could Plunge World Markets into Chaos.

Greece’s Haves and Have Nots: While some Athenians Queue at Soup Kitchens, Others are Hoarding Cash in Safety Deposit Boxes for the Turbulent Weeks Ahead.

Greece on the Brink.

So when the Prime Minister Tsipras smiles broadly after he causes failure to the people, is that a human behavior that means demonic?

If so, we don’t have that expression in my realm.

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Tail to the Screen Award for the Week

Mr. Robot: Television

Stealing, bulging eyed ugly human forms, mind altering chemicals, bad lighting, and a ferris wheel…4 negatives,  and 1 happy place for a cat.

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Hide in the Bushes til the Noise Stops Award for the Week

  • Bush and Perry Lash out at Trump: Rival GOP Presidential Contenders Say They Are Offended by Tycoon’s Controversial Remarks on Immigrants and He Fires Back at Them.

Are the two just plain jealous that they didn’t tell the truth like the tycoon?

Human jealousy is always an amazement to…us cats.

  • Hillary Clinton Accuses China of Stealing ‘Huge’ Amounts of Government Information’ and Hacking ‘Into Everything That Doesn’t Move in America.’

Look over there, while I do the same thing in sketchier maneuvers over here.

We cats don’t have a deceptive furry place on our body. We don’t understand sleight of paw, sleight of meow, or incite another bad ass                Ocelot to pounce, especially when we owe them something, like money…or would be so sleight as to forget they have war weapons.

We cats wouldn’t be that dumb.

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Cat Realm Award for the Week

Outrage as Former Disney CEO Michael Eiser Says Funny Women Usually Aren’t Beautiful.

As facial features are always a curious hobby of cats to ponder, and nobody REALLY wants to look at goofy humans, and as far as humans have been from time to time been funny, he speaks the truth.

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